Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ok, so yeh

Ok, so I just got off the phone with "Sam" from work. She was asking me all kinds of questions about sex, like what I like, how many times do I like to do it, etc etc...well, I heard her fingering her pussy in the back ground on the phone, so I know she's a horny bitch right now...but the odd thing is..I could swear that I heard her husband in the background also...Now...If he's one of the fellas that like to watch his wife fuck, then hey, Uncle Fuzz is all for that! But if he's one of those guys that, while his wife is getting fucked by another guy, likes to lick the guy doing the fucking's balls....then, yeh, no that shit aint happening...I mean, the closes Uncle Fuzz will get to a guy licking his balls is if its a shemale...and at the minimum a good looking one!
I know where she lives, I've been by her house several times, ranging from dropping her off from work, to picking her up for work in the morning, so thats not a problem at all...I'm kinda tempted to run out of the house and drive by there and see if her ol' mans truck is home...My wife said I should, as I told her about "Sam" earlier, and having met each other at a company christmas party, was kind of eager to see if she would swing a bit with us. (I sooo love my wife!)
The only problem I've got is this: If I go by there, and he's there, do I just let it go? OR if I go by there, and he's NOT there, what then? I mean, I know what I'd LIKE to do .....Natural thing for Uncle Fuzz is to walk up to the door, ring the bell, have her invite me in, push her against the wall, whisper to her, "I've needed you so much since the last time..I cant wait any longer.." peel her pants off, and fuck her in her doorway...but thats just what I'd LIKE to do...not what I'd do...Noooo sir ...Uncle Fuzz does have a bit of "romantic" in him! 
Anway, the wife and I talked about it, and I also posed those questions to her...here were her suggestions:

  1. What do I do if I go by the house, and his car/truck is IN the driveway?
    Wife's Answer  Well, if you think they are both into it, why not invite them both over? I mean, after all, you said yourself that he is one built guy...and well, maybe you could fuck her while he fucks me...
  2. What do I do if I go by their house and he's NOT there?
    Wife's Answer  Well, again, you said you've already been with her at work, right? Why not go up, ease in to it, get her a bit loose and then, if she's willing, bring her back here, I mean, the kids are gone for the night, were both horny...so whats the problem? And, yes, if she is not into it, you can fuck her there...just make sure you wake me up when you get home and tell me all the details..


    There was a THIRD option that we discussed as well.

  3. What do I do if I get over there, go up to the door, and he is fucking beating the shit outta her for cheating on him with me, then see's me, and either pulls a gun or beats the shit outta me????
    Wife's Answer Well baby, thats one of those chances you have to decide to take for yourself...I will nurse you back to health if he beats the shit outta you *I get some laughter here which pisses me off a bit* BUT if he pulls a gun on you, I would seriously suggest you do one of two things.
    1. Turn around and run like a mother-fucking mad man.

    2. Smooth talk him like you do everyone else...You might find out he's into you...I think it would be funny for you to come home with a mans dick on your breath...
    *I get hysterical laughter here...and Im not fucking amused.*


Well, I have to admit...the pussy was good enough to draw me out of the house...and I'm seriously thinking about going over there...I have been drinking a bit, so I'm not too willing to drive...maybe I can get the wife to drive me over there...wait it out in the car, and then come in and cum with us? Dunno...I'm still thinking

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