Ok, I have to clear things up.....'cuz the wife said so!

OK, most of you that read this, have probably heard me rant about my wife and I having 2 children, well, I have to clear this up, we actually have 4, our oldest two, a boy and girl ages 17 and 16 respectively, are rarely ever around due to the new driving thing, so I kinda forget they still live here. Whats even more odd, is that my wife was perusing back through some of the older posts I have on here, and saw that I had mentioned only our youngest ones, and made no mention of the other two...Why she would want me to clarify this on a blog that I do nothing but post porn pictures and talk about the girls and women that I fuck and want to fuck, I have no clue. But I digress...I do as I'm told...as any good husband who gets fantastically serviced by his still-hot-at-40 wife would do.
I guess also, that my reasoning for not mentioning them before, is also due to the fact that their bedrooms are in our basement (not to worry, its a finished one with perfectly warm and comfy surroundings for them! lol) and rarely have ever had to worry about either of them walking in when she and I are in a "compromising" position...My son is the only one to have the horrifying experience of doing that...When he was 15 he walked into our bedroom when we thought he was gone, and was supplied with the site of his mothers mouth being pumped full of cum...thats a fucking tough one to deal with, lemme tell ya! Mom was so fucking embarrassed she barely spoke to him for a full three weeks! However, he did speak to me...I had to take the time to talk to him like a man, and tell him that no matter what he thought, his mother and I DO have sex...*how the fuck did he think HE got here?* and yes, I was sorry that he walked in on that, and we would try to mind ourselves a bit better...since he's a jock, and plays sports for the school, I was worried that it would get around that he walked into his mom and dads bedroom while his mom was giving dear ol' dad a good and proper BJ to fruition. No worries though, I'm sure it only warped him and burned his eye's out! lololol Needless to say, the wife now, when we think it might actually be apparent that one of the older ones be home...has decided to either lock the door, or go into the bathroom and lock the door, when the urge to suck me off hits her.
I have to admit, that now when he brings a girl home, I often wonder if he's trying to re-create that experience with her...Meh...who knows...he's 17, and probably gets hard when he hears the wind blowing...I know I did at that age...
My daughter is a totally different story...My wife and I have tried to keep an open relationship with her and her brother, letting them know that they can talk to us about anything...my only problem is the fact that I told my wife, "If she tells you that she's having sex, make sure you do NOT tell me...I will lose it." I know...pretty fucking pathetic for someone who is as open sexually as I am, to not want to know that his daughter is experiencing the same things....I just want her to be safe and protected...I do have to say that, a few months ago, right around the time of the schools homecoming dance, her and all her friends and their dates all came here to take pictures in our back yard...we have a pretty well kept yard and its very well manicured..*strains arm to pat self on back! lol* I had a few, and well, as you know, Uncle Fuzz is a dirty ol' bastard as it is...and all those cute, fresh and firm breasted young ladies in their beautiful dresses (minus my daughter of course) had Uncle Fuzz a bit wound up...my daughter has some gorgeous friends, and when they all hit 18, I am going to throw a big pool party and get as many pix of them as I can...and post 'em for ya...right now its not a good idea...But when they were all here, my God, I was in heaven...all of them play some sport for the school, and a few of them are cheerleaders, run cross country, play volleyball and tennis..etc, they are into just about everything...I have to admit...the girl that runs cross country had the absolute best and sexiest legs for a girl her age...

But thats pretty much why I dont post about them or talk about them. Not that I dont "own up" to the fact of having them, just that they are normally not here, and when they are, very few times does anything Magical happen...as we are trying to be "discreet"
Well, there ya go..now ya know a bit more about the Fuzz...I hope I dont offend anyone with my lusting for the girlies there, but remember, I like 'em young, old, thin, fat, black, brown, yellow, white...cuz its all pink on the inside...*I'm sure Ill get hit for that last line*