Well Fuck....

And again, Uncle Fuzz goes MIA for a bit...only to return and tear up the fuck way that is the interwebz. Today, gentle reader, I have a bit of a testimonial if you will. I recently went to the good 'ol doc to get some meds...well, he did his little scribble on the pad and Fuzz trotted off, knowing full well that he would be back in the swing of things soon enough....whats that, you ask? What happened? Thought you fuckers would ask! LOL...well, I get to the Pharmacy, drop my order off to the ugliest human female on the face of the earth...and proceed to go on my merry way...hoping beyond hope that woman would never proposition me...*as of late, I've hit a bit of dry spell, what with me and Mrs. Fuzz having our "issues" and me trying to be a good boy and keep my sperm in either mine or her body*
Well, I get to work, have a gloriously busy day, mostly trying to stay out of Sams sight, as she is back on the prowl, and remember myself what a fantastic blow job she gives, its a big deal to stay away from those soft lips and vacuum mouth of hers. Anyway, get a call...."sorry Mr. Fuzzbuster, but your insurance wont allow us to fill your prescription for a few more days, will that be ok?" well, a few more days is a Saturday, so I ask, "Sure are you open on Saturday for me to pick them up?" and I hear the dreaded, "No sir, we are closed on Saturdays." ........ Well, as you can be sure from reading my blog before, I get a bit incensed, to say the least...."Well, if your not open on Saturday, and you have to wait until Saturday to fill them......HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE GOD DAMNED MEDICINE?" I asked, politely of course.
 The young lady assisting me was not swayed, she went out of her way to explain that she would do everything she could. I was later called back, by the same individual, and told that she had filled the prescription and that I could come and get my pills....after exploding at her, I kinda figured she had rubbed each pill in her ass crack, so I sniffed the fuckers when I got home to be sure.
Getting to the pharm, I went to the desk and asked for the meds, the lady behind the counter recognized me from the phone and identified herself. I appologized for screaming at her and made small talk...it was when she brushed her hair back behind her ears that I realized I had been staring at her with a semi the whole time....cute, young and educated...a dangerous mix.....but I thanked her, headed to the nearest bathroom and proceeded to have a quick orgasmic fantasy about her while I jerked off.....thank you lady pharmacist, both for helping me with my meds, and helping me blow a load of sperm that I'm sure is still pasting the floor of the lavatory in the hospital.