- Bestiality porn..who wants to fuck a chicken? or fuck a girl that can accommodate and friggin horses dick?
- Pedophiles and kiddie porn I cant stand these stupid fuckers that get off on kids..I mean, I admit..I've had a few 17 and 18 year olds in my time, but never one that's below 12. How the fuck can you do that?? I hate them and hope upon hope that they die a miserable and gruesome death..preferably at my hands.
- Cumming too soon I fucking hate when Mrs. Fuzz gets me so fucking hot and bothered, that after about 10 strokes in her wet pussy, Im popping my cork and filling her with cum..that pisses me off!
- Nosey or noisy neighbors when the wifey and I are having a good round of fucking I hate when I'm slamming into her, she's screaming into a pillow so as not to wake the kids, my grunts and groans are stifled, and then the neighbors next door start screaming at each other...that pisses me off
- Whiskey Dick I hate when I get a good fucking drunk on, and the wifey wants to fuck. She complains incessantly about how long it takes her to get my dick hard, and that her fucking jaw isnt mechanical...well, I wasnt aware it was pussy night now was I woman??
- Hangnails on the Mrs. Mrs Fuzz knows that, every once in awhile, I dont mind if she slips a finger in my ass and makes me cum for an hour or six, but when she has a fucking hangnail...man! that hurts!!! Trim that thing woman!
- Kids walking into the room unannounced Not a worse thing in the world, than to be mounting the wife, pumping into her, watching those heavenly tits bouncing away..and then hearing at the door, "Mommy, I need some water.." and then hearing the door start to open...I hate jumping off of her, and half the time, I end up ramming my swollen, hard dick into the mattress...
- Early morning wake up blow jobs Nothing like waking up in the morning and having your wife's mouth wrapped around your already turgid member, and waking up to the heavy breathing your doing..
- Whiskey Dick This one is two fold, I know I said I dont like it, but thats because of the tremendous amount of time to get hard...but once that fuckers up! Watch out Mrs. Fuzz, your pussy is about to be hammered...for quite some time..
- Wifey dressing up for me Nothing like coming home from a miserable fucking day at work, hating the world, and opening the door to a slutty school girl, or a naughty nurse, or a sexy teacher...or a dominatrix...
- Wifey letting me dominate her Sometimes, you just gotta be in charge...and I like when I get that little special gift from the wife. She does anything and everything I tell her to do..I love tying her up, licking her tight little asshole, and daring her to make a sound...always fun
Ok, thats not a huge fucking list, but its a bit of one, I need to get back into posting for you guys since I've been gone for a bit...
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