Ok, here's one for the kinky books...

OK, so last night was a wicked and sexual night for the Ol' fuzz....the wife comes in from work, its about midnight...I was sitting on the computer...getting ready to whack off to some porn...and she tells me to take a shower with her...well, I know that there is no substitute for cumming in a pussy, and my hand has had its share of jizz spilled all over it, so I stuffed my semi hard dick back in my pants and ran to the bathroom...I stripped faster than I ever have before in my life I think! Anywhoo...the normal shit happens...she sucks me for awhile, gets me nice and hard...I went down on her, and then I love to do this to her in the shower, I spun her around and rimmed her little asshole for a bit...she usually ends up making me quit as she is ready to get my dick stuffed in her...but she changed the routine up on me!!! After eating her shitter for a bit, she made me stop...but asked me if she could shave me...now, mind you, Ive let her trim me up before, and I actually enjoy it...I really like the sound of my freshly shaved balls slapping against her ass and thighs...but this time she was very thorough...when she finished, there wasn't a hair left on my balls...very clean and smooth...anyway..she begins to lick and suck my balls for a bit, and gets me back hard as a rock again...but she blew my mind with the next one...she jumps out of the shower, sprawls out on the bathroom floor * I knew she must be really horny or have something really sexy in mind, cuz its fucking winter here, and the floors are cold too!* anyway, she looks up at me and just says, "Come here." I obliged and stepped out of the hot water and into the cooler air of the bathroom. She reaches up and wraps her hand around my freshly shaved sack....I wasnt sure what was happening, so I just did what she wanted...she tugged down on my balls and I dropped to my knee's...from out of no where, she produces a bottle of baby oil, and starts slathering it over my balls...her hands were slick with the shit and every time she pulled down, I popped out of her hand making her swear a bit each time...I thought she was going to get mad and be rough, but she didnt..She proceeded to grab a tube of lube that we keep in there, and after fumbling with greasy fingers, got it open...I still had no idea what she wanted...she squirted out a huge amount...way more than what either of us needed at that point..and smeared it all over her pussy, then sunk her fingers inside..I watched as the huge dollop of the stuff slid easily into her wet pussy...still wondering what the fuck was going on...but not questioning as Uncle Fuzz is a silly bastard when it comes to sex. She told me to get between her legs and that she wanted to try something different...again, I obliged. There I was, kneeling between her legs, baby oil running down my thighs and dripping off my sack, she was on her back, legs up, fingers spearing her creamed up and overly lubed up pussy, and I just remained there, looking at her for guidance...Then she blew me away, "We were talking at work, and I want to try this with you." she said...Ok, she is a nurse, so what the fuck would they be talking about at work? I was NOT going to let her cut my dick off or anything...I had enough surgeries to last a lifetime when I was in the Army! "What were you talking about." was the only thing I was brave enough to muster...."I hope you dont mind..." she was very shy about it, and I was getting more interested..or concerned Im not sure which...she kept stammering and looking at me smiling...finally I thought "to hell with this, Im going to cum" and I moved to slide my cock in her...she stopped me and finally blurted out, "No, i want to put your balls in my pussy." Now, I had never thought of that, ok, well I have in the passed but never acted on it...my wife may have had two children, but her pussy is tight as if she were still a virgin..I dont know how she keeps it that way, but Im glad she does! and the thought of trying to stuff my rather large and full sack into her tiny pussy opening just sounded painful! but I am a trooper, and I do love my wife, and if she was wanting to try it, after everything she's done for me, then by God, my balls were going to be inside of her!!! We talked about it for a few seconds, mostly about how we should go about it, and then began!! I ended up lifting her legs up and her feet and ankles were over my shoulders, while my tool and bag were pressed against her pussy....I had to take a deep breath, I figured it would be painful...but I had not thought about how much lube she had pushed inside of her cunt...nor did I pay any attention that when she was pushing it in, she was able to get 4 fingers in that tunnel, and stretch it out a bit...I leaned forward, felt her hot and gooey mess on my nuts, then took my balls in my fist, squeezed them and made them swell a bit, and using a finger *this sounds just wrong and very painful, but it was actually the opposite* I pressed one of my sperm filled jewels into her..It slid in very easy and she just gasped and told me that I should push the other one in. I fished around and got the other one against her opening, and slowly pushed that one in as well! I could feel her pussy contracting around my balls, and never having felt that before, I was amazed at how tight she was able to grab them...but then I moved wrong, like the dumb ass I am, and both of them plopped out of her. The feeling of them both sliding out was simply stunning...Ive never felt that before...the only thing I can think to describe how good it felt is equaling it to when we fuck and she puts a finger in my ass when I cum...just about that good. We moved around a bit more, giving it a better try, and this time I was able to get them inside of her much easier...when we finally got everything right, we were then lost...ok? do I move in and out and fuck her with my balls? Do I just stay there and let her muscle fuck my sack? I had no clue, so I started grinding around, pushing them in and pulling them almost out of her...all I can say is, if you have never tried that with your woman, you need to. Its amazing and feels insanely good....plus, the good hard fucking after doing that for her was intense...and today, I am one tired mother fucker at work...but! My balls are shaved!

Fuzz Out!