Here's a Thought....

Midgets

Does anyone else out there wonder what sex with a midget would be like? I mean...shit, I am small by no means, but if I were to fuck a midget, would she think I was hung like a horse? Isn't all her parts smaller than average? Would I damn near rupture her uterus with a good and severe banging? I have often wondered about this, and unfortunately, there are no stunning small ladies around here for me to test out my theory on. I would love to find out though, this one has been plaguing my thoughts here recently and just thought maybe I should post on it here...


Clowns

Here's one that really confuses me...clowns...why do people get off to that? I mean, I have recently seen a few pictures of Lexi Belle in clown makeup, and thats about the only ones I've seen that get me wound up...I have no clue..but I have to admit, if Lexi were to dress up like that for me...I would gladly let her "Honk my horn" repeatedly.