Here's a good laugh for ya!

Well, here's one for ya if ya read this blog. I was perusing around a couple of my fave porn sites the other day, and I happened to run across an add that said " Meet Teen Sluts in Your Area NOW!" and, naturally, being the fucking horny bastard that I am, I clicked on the add and was immediately re directed toward the site (undoubtedly getting bombarded with Viruses as I did.) Well, I get in the site, do a bit of perusing, checking out some nice, hot young flesh, when I saw a picture that kinda caught my eye. I had to do a few double takes of looking at it before I realized why I was so drawn to it. It was a picture of my stunningly sexy niece Michelle.
Here's the picture that was on the add:






Unfortunately, the pic is a small one, but what you can see in it will naturally tell you how frigging hot she is! Luckily, she's only a step-niece, so I don't feel so bad when I go in the bathroom and whack off when she leaves.

Well, being the "asshole" Uncle that I am, I decided to give lil' Michelle a call. I started up quite naturally, I asked how she was doing in school, how college life was treating her, all the natural bullshit that you would ask a hot little bitch that you want to fuck but know that you cant, or shouldn't. When I heard all the boring bullshit about her classes, boring ass as they are, I cleared my throat, looked around to make sure the wifey wasnt listening or in the room, and then dropped the bombshell on her. "Michelle, I was on a certain web site lastnight, and was looking through some pictures, there was an ad for a "friendly one night stand, any place any time" in it...and next to it was your picture."

Well, naturally, I could hear her dying right there on the phone. She was mortified to know that someone she knows, let alone someone in the family saw her add, and that the someone had to be the creepy uncle who was always staring at her tits when she came over. I laughed and continued. "How would your mom and dad feel about that stuff Michelle? Dont you think that would just destroy them?" I was replied to with sniffles, a quivering voice, and a nervous, "Dont tell them." answer. And, as you all may have assumed, I told her my silence would come at a price.

I know, I know...Im a fucking pig for preying on a young girls emotions, especially when I'm related to her..but hey..its not by blood, and she's going to be 19 in about 4 months, so she's "legal" as it were. Well, my price hasnt been set yet, but I've held my tongue and not said anything to anyone. I did, however, copy the URL for the site, and also copy the page and print the page out...in full color...so I let her in on that so she doesnt try to get out of her payment.



Ill let you all know how that goes as soon as that tight little slut pays up!
And as usual....
FUZZ OUT